These are you

Especially the crap soup.  Just kidding.  You're Beef Barley, all the way.  Also super flatulent, and a one eyed horse.

This is you #18

This is not to say you're a joke of evolution, Owen,  it's more of a reference to your propensity for egg laying and venomous foot spur usage.

This is you #17

Another in my well thought out "You're ugly" series.

No, this is you #19

i don't know what it is but its creepy, like you.

No, this is you #18

is it a peach? no, it's the sun's butt

No, this is you #17

you dropped your wrench and now it floats away from you.

Have fun in space... FOREVER! HA HA HA HA HA HA !

...and yes, that is a piece of scratch-board, smell it and weep.

No, this is you #16

you look terrible... I mean that as a friend.

No, this is you #15

Palin!? Really!? you asked for this one pally-boy!

No, this is you #14

"Drewbie" the Blue Footed Booby

This is you #16

You look like Damon Wayans.  With a teeny cowboy hat.

This is you #14, #15

This is you #13

Hrm . . . This may be a self-diss in retrospect . . .

This is you #12

This may be too mean as it hits simultaneously above the Arctic Circle and below the Bible Belt.

No, this is you #13

remember your great "joke" from back in the day? Well I do...

This is you #11

Muffintop.  That's you.

No, this is you #12

No, this is you #11

you wish...

No, this is you #10

You thought you was all Henry David Thoreau then I was like BAH-DUGE!!!

This is you #10

No, this is you #9

think about it...